deductionhunters:

Your anaconda’s desire for wheat byproducts has been brought to the attention of the Council and a detachment of the Sheriff’s Secret Police has been sent to your house

Advise your anaconda to come quietly, as resistance is futile and may warrant the use of lethal force

(via simonjadis)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via puipuip)

cooldudebro:

is this a condom full of spaghetti hoops in a bed

It’s posts like these that make me happy with humanity. Who thinks of this? Who puts spaghetti in a condom, put it in a bed, and upload it? You have a strange beautiful brain.

cooldudebro:

is this a condom full of spaghetti hoops in a bed

It’s posts like these that make me happy with humanity. Who thinks of this? Who puts spaghetti in a condom, put it in a bed, and upload it? You have a strange beautiful brain.

(Source: bent-duck, via puipuip)

archiemcphee:

America’s vice presidents have never looked so awesome. These tentacular ink and watercolor portraits are the work of Los Angeles-based artist and writer Jonathan Crow. His ongoing Veeptopus series depicts each US vice president with an octopus hanging out on his head (although he made a slight, yet somehow very appropriate, exception for Dick Cheney).

The portraits often accompanied by interesting historical tidbits and sometimes Crow deviates from straight cephalopod-VP portraiture to create wonderfully weird(er) pieces such as President Taft riding a badger.

Prints of the Veeptopus series are available via Jonathan Crow’s Etsy shop.

[via io9]

(via kim-jong-chill)